Down on the Parking Garage

"My citroen won't start" (lucasboechat) 12/07/2017 at 07:43 • Filed to: None

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Neat.

Door handles, how do they work?

random001 > My citroen won't start 12/07/2017 at 08:02

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Look like they pulled a Tesla. They likely kind of hing out when you approach, or touch the button part.

Stupid name, though.

pip bip - choose Corrour > My citroen won't start 12/07/2017 at 08:06

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yet to notice one

Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction > My citroen won't start 12/07/2017 at 08:42

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That’s a handsome station wagon. Seriously, it’s just slightly taller than the compact next to it. Can we stop calling this a SUV?

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > My citroen won't start 12/07/2017 at 09:14

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I saw one of these recently and am really not sure how I feel about it. Some of the proportions just feel wrong.

facw > random001 12/07/2017 at 09:20

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They pop out like this:

Range Rover said they didn’t want a handle that stuck out, breaking the line of the car and creating wind noise.

random001 > facw 12/07/2017 at 09:32

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Plus, you can hid pop up mini machine guns better this way.

My citroen won't start > Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction 12/07/2017 at 09:35

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It is, I parked the Passat Variant next to it and it’s just a bit bulkier, the height and length are almost the same.

fintail > My citroen won't start 12/07/2017 at 10:14

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The C-pillar/rear quarter area is kind of weird on these. This is for Stepfords who think an Evoque is too prole.

Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction > My citroen won't start 12/07/2017 at 10:15

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Let’s see how many people LandRover manages to trick into a wagon :)

LOREM IPSUM > My citroen won't start 12/07/2017 at 10:29

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Dear LandRover,

Please begin stuffing large V8's in these, as well as the Evoque.

Thank you. That is all.

winterlegacy, here 'till the end > Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction 12/07/2017 at 11:24

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The average populace doesn’t like the word “wagon”, but tell them it’s a “compact SUV” and they’ll go bonkers for it.

Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction > winterlegacy, here 'till the end 12/07/2017 at 11:47

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The key word is “Sporty” everyone likes sporty

Textured Soy Protein > My citroen won't start 12/07/2017 at 11:49

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Here is a man with a british accent to tell you about the door handles.

Nymphicus Hollandicus > My citroen won't start 12/07/2017 at 12:03

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Apart from the brake and turn signal being combined into one, I think this is the best modern Range Rover. I actually respect these over regular ones.

My citroen won't start > Nymphicus Hollandicus 12/07/2017 at 13:52

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So do I, it seems perfectly capable and what an amalgamation of all the Ranges and Rovers would look like.

My citroen won't start > random001 12/07/2017 at 13:53

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I don’t mind it, I prefer actual names over random letters and numbers.

My citroen won't start > fintail 12/07/2017 at 13:53

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But it is like, an proper RR, only better and more suited to everyday duty.

My citroen won't start > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 12/07/2017 at 13:54

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I looks very nice IRL.

My citroen won't start > LOREM IPSUM 12/07/2017 at 13:54

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Supercharged Large V8s

Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction > My citroen won't start 12/07/2017 at 13:59

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I’m pretty sure it will happen :)

My citroen won't start > Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction 12/07/2017 at 14:33

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A Velar SVR/SVO is bound to happen.

fintail > My citroen won't start 12/07/2017 at 14:54

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I don’t know about better than a standard RR, but smaller and easier to park (a big thing for the skills of the demographic who drives these, at least in my area), yeah.